"We have to take you to theatre, Kelly" |
"Dani, I'm scared!" |
"I haven't thought of a name yet" |
Eileen hears a bang, something like a gunshot . . . |
. . . then there is a knock at the door |
"Who's there?" |
"The door's never usually locked" |
"I'm trying to get into the habit of locking it" |
"Huwi might have the same birthday as Kelly's baby" |
"Jim's cousin is still ill" |
"No thanks, Eileen, I'd better not" |
She puts a cover on the cake |
Colin is demonstrating his artistic talents . . . |
. . . which are decried by Guto and Aaron . . . |
. . . as being hardly impressive |
Guto will have a try |
"I just hope the customers turn up now" |
"Who wouldn't want to eat haddock in green batter?" |
"Yes, it's been a pleasant day, Jim" |
"Huwi hasn't noticed anything out of the ordinary" |
"When will you be home, Jim?" |
"What do you think, Aaron?" |
"Would you like the honour of being our first customer?" |
"No – I'm not in the mood" |
Just something which Guto has knocked up |
"That's awesome, mate!" |
"That's guaranteed to attract customers!" |
Britt informs him that he can be the first customer with a discount after doing such a good job. “All we need to do now is to wait for the crowds,” announces Colin,
and right on cue, a gang of children arrive.
Here comes the first batch of them |
Eifion is going to see Izzy |
"No, Sioned is watching films" |
"Jessie's probably left the country by now!" |
"Phone if you need anything" |
Dani – and the teddy bear – wait anxiously |
The midwife brings in a cot |
"Perhaps you can keep this little one company" |
Dani takes the little boy in her arms . . . |
. . . and he seems very contented |
"I told you it was a stupid idea!" |
“We made a loss, didn’t we?” snarls Britt, “After spending so much money on the costumes and decorations – and now we have to throw away a load of green better!
“If this carries on, we’ll have to close the chippy for good!” Colin does not expect things to get that bad, but it is pointed out that they are losing customers every week.
"If this carries on, we'll have to close the chippy for good!" |
“I’m changing out of this stupid costume!” she growls,
as Colin idly leafs through the pages of a magazine, discovering an article about Banksy, which seems to give him an idea.
An idea comes into Colin's mind |
Kelly still has not come round |
"You haven't got a penny to your name . . ." |
". . . but you've got a lovely hat" |
"Is everything OK?" |
"Someone wants to say hello to Mami" |
"Oh my gosh! I've made a baby!" |
"And he's beautiful" |
"I'm Kelly – you can call me Mam if you want" |
"Everything is fine and he is perfect" |
"He's gorgeous!" |
The cake is definitely smaller than the last time we saw it |
Eileen looks cautiously around . . . |
. . . and sees the fridge door open |
She checks that the door is locked . . . |
. . . and calls Eifion to come home |
Colin has been to fetch Guto |
"We'll have to turn people away!" |
Colin points out the magazine illustration |
"Have you been sniffing the pickling vinegar?" |
Both Aaron and his mother are completely lost, and as thunder sounds outside,
Colin elaborates, “Do you remember that graffiti Banksy did on the wall of the garage in Port Talbot – it was on the national news – in the papers – wall to wall coverage.
“What if Banksy bypassed Swansea and painted graffiti on the chip shop’s wall in Cwmderi?”
Neither Britt nor Aaron seem to be very impressed.
"Remember that Banksy graffiti in Port Talbot?" |
"What if he painted on the chip shop's wall in Cwmderi?" |
Aaron does not look convinced |
Anita and Siôn have walked from the car in the pouring rain |
They enter Kelly's room |
"I've just had a baby in here, like!" |
"I'm sorry I wasn't here, Kelly" |
"Dani has been a total star!" |
"I feel like I've had a fight with the Kung Fu champion!" |
Anita carefully kisses her |
"Look at him, Siôn – he's a little angel" |
Kelly is very proud |
"Hundreds of people turning up!" |
Britt betrays some scepticism |
"Guto here is our perfect Banksy!" |
Britt however is not sure, pointing out that they could get into a lot of trouble. “What – for painting our own wall?” demands Colin, and she alleges that people have been fined doing things like that.
"How about copyright, Col?" |
"We don't have to say it's definitely a Banksy!" |
They are still unconvinced |
"You said we have to do something drastic!" |
"All right, Col" |
"Someone has been in the house, Eifion!" |
"I would never leave the fridge door open" |
"You've been on edge all week, Eileen" |
"Stress can play tricks on the mind" |
"I think I'm paranoid" |
“What you need is a good night’s sleep,” he advises, and she apologises for spoiling his night;
he says that the film was boring, anyway.
"That film was boring, anyway" |
Siôn is celebrating in style |
Anita seems eager to get rid of Dani |
"Thanks for all your help, Dani" |
Kelly says she had been hoping for another four weeks to decide.
"Teifi, Gwydderig, Teilo, Briog or Myrddin" |
"I'm not going to call the poor kid Gydd-whatever!" |
"There's no need to rush into these things" |
Eileen is on her way to bed . . . |
. . . and is about to turn out the light |
Someone is definitely out there |